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Willys Wuest

1928 - Oct 30, 2010


TARMAC JOKES AND GROOM LAKE HUMOR

Bard's Best

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Willy Wuest, aka The Bard of Beatty was one of the weather officers at Area 51 during the OXCART program. The following are some of his writings while at Groom Lake. To some, the articles are humorous - to others they are sad as they depict the closure of a great era in our roadrunner careers.

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Question

According to the Bard, how did the guys at Groom Lake know when they'd been there too long?

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Answer

You knew you've been at Groom Lake too long when the girls at Rachel and Alamo

sheep

begin

to

look

like

this!!
girl

Free to all Roadrunners, everywhere
NOT AVAILABLE to all others
International Copyright held by
Lee and the Girls


The Coyote Press, UnInc
Ash Meadows Annex, Nevada
July 1968



On 30 October 2010 the Bard of Beatty, Professor Lieutenant Colonel WILLYS D, (Bill) WUEST, President of the English Speaking Union, Norwich and Norfolk, UK peacefully conducted his final flight at home at age 82 years. The Bard blessed us with fond memories of our time at Groom Lake. More about the Bard of Beatty and the memories he left can be found above.


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